Cabaret! (1986)
written by Chris Brainerd, Jennifer Adams, Rob Warnock
directed by Chris Brainerd
A BBS-TV Production ©1986
credits | photos
Yep, a spoof of celebrity cabarets, which had already become tedious and boring by the time 1986 rolled around. (I daresay we've been jaded for decades now.) The photos at the bottom of the page pretty much sums the production up.
Credits
Cast: |
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Colon Baker |
Steve Schiller |
Nichole Bryant |
Jennifer Adams |
Peter Davidson |
Rob Warnock |
Eric Huffman |
Alan Morton |
Anthony Ailing |
Charles Morley |
Sarah Sudden |
Jennifer Adams |
Mark Striken |
Rob Warnock |
Frazier Heinz |
Paul Vnuk |
Janet Fieldthing |
Sue Warnock |
John Haitian-Turner |
Chris Brainerd |
Tommy Baker |
Lloyd Baker |
Lalala Ward |
Sue Warnock |
Michael Grate |
Charles Morley |
Patrick Trofton |
Patrick Reardon |
Richard Frankin |
John Wirth |
Gary Downy |
Rob Warnock |
Jon Pewee |
Chris Brainerd |
Crew: |
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Assistants |
Paul Vnuk Steve Schiller Lloyd Baker |
Camera |
Alan Morton Jennifer Adams Chris Brainerd Steve Schiller Rob Warnock |
Written by |
Chris Brainerd Jennifer Adams Rob Warnock |
Special Thanks: |
Will LaDuke Columbia College Eric Hoffman TCI John Nathan-Turner |
In Tribute To: |
The original performers in the Doctor Who Celebrity Cabarets |
Executive Producer: |
Jack Daniels |
Disclaimer: |
We was hypnotized! |
Produced By: |
The Federation and BBS-TV Productions |
Directed By: |
Chris Brainerd ©1986 BBS TV |
Photos
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John Haitian-Turner gives the judges their instructions. |
Colon has his way of relieving stage fright... |
...and Peter has his. |
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Michael Grate, Lalala Ward, and Tommy Baker served as Cabaret Judges. |
Tommy especially loved his job. |
Anthony Ailing does "My Kind of Town..." |
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...but the judges gonged him. JHT consoles Anthony here. |
Sarah Sudden sings "The Boy I Love," but faints part way through because of all the stress. |
Richard Frankin does his standard "Daddy Wouldn't Buy Me a Bow Wow." |
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JHT and Janet Fieldthing give their rendition of "Anything You Can Do." |
Gary Downy and Nichole Bryant do a dance... |
...but Gary trips Nichole up and she goes sprawling. |
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Colon Baker sings "Lord, It's Hard To Be Humble..." |
...and did not appreciate getting gonged by Tommy. |
Afterwards, Eric Huffman makes a remark and gets a donut shoved in his face in response. |
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Patrick Trofton seeks some of Peter's lubrication... |
...before taking the stage (briefly). |
Eric Huffman takes the stage. JHT is so thrilled. |
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Who'd have thought that real life would mimic a Fed video. |
Nichole returns to the stage to sing a fik based on "The Ballad of John and Yoko..." |
...and falls down, thanks to Peter trying to stand up. (He passed out two pictures ago, weren't you paying attention? |
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Frazier Heinz and Mark Stricken do the perennial "Doctor Who Had a Farm." |
"Shut the f*ck up, Eric." |
Jon Pewee mimes sewing his hands together, and draws real blood. |
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Peter isn't too happy with this performance...! |
JHT gives the judges their instructions. |
When Tommy announces that the winner is himself, Lalala and Colon take the matter up with him. |